Eugene Assrifle is the next Fonzie

I've been on a hunger strike to end the Iraq war since June 2004. This has raised some speculation that I may have been cheating. All I have to say to these cynics is: God is on my side.

I'm sure you've already heard since there's probably a few dozen blimps riding above you right now and the President is on the TV giving a speech about it, but Google Analytics is the newest, best website stat tracker out there. Yes, it's better than statcounter.

Product differentiation. It's supposed to add choice to consumers and wealth to society.

What I can't understand is how the hell am I supposed to choose the best alternative between 8 shampoos and hairconditioners. The only ways of setting one apart from the others is by their package or smell. What we need is someone to tell me which one is best for our hair. Besides Queer Eye for the Straight Guy which will recommend some $50 bottle of processed mango ooze mixed with panda tears.

The same thing goes for skincare products. "do I have oily skin or dry skin? Umm.. I'm guessing dry... Now my choices are down to 40... Fuck it, I'll just use soap."

Again, having 6 different toothpastes which I can choose from is retarded.

OMAHA, Neb. -- A two and a half week-old baby aardvark sniffs the lens of a television camera at Omaha's Henry Doorly Zoo. The first aardvark to be born at the Omaha, Neb., zoo, is now on display. (09/28/05 AP photo)

Playing the lottery is for idiots. All gambling is, but at least in theory winning millions would change your life around, no matter how unlikely that is.
Read about lottery winners being miserable and offing themselves
I bet they could drop win probabilities by half and 90% of people would keep on dreaming and still play.

What the fuck is wrong with people? Someone spending more than 5 minutes producing a pile of poop such as this article on corporate-aliens.com is another sign we as a society don't decapitate enough people. They're trying to use the Red Scare to lobby for private schools, and it's 2006.
My favourite part was this:
"In communist Russia, the elite ruling class had estates in the countryside while peasants starved. Here, public-school authorities get fat salaries, pensions, and benefits while our children starve for a real education."
There are similarities between a lot of things but using argumentation such as this will only convince people of one thing: the writer is a tool.

boohooo.
booohooo.
booooooohooo.
It's a tragedy I tells you. It could've been you or me or any one of us down there. Praise the lord for we're truly blessed to still be alive and able to blog about this earth shattering news story.
Is it a coincidence that Unbreakable came out on DVD just 22 months prior to the event. I don't think so.
Plus did you hear about the jewish miners who received an email prior to the accident warning them NOT to go to work that morning?

Let's be honest for a second. The country is in a shitty state and going nowhere. It should concentrate on it's core competence and go with what it does best.
So Fidel, if you're reading this, consider teaming up with Jamaica, San Fransisco, Thailand and Brazilian soccer girls and together you can corner the market on keeping it real.
Pueblo unido jamas seras vencido.
and so on

I've never recommended a blog before since most of them are hardly worth a mention but this one ........ oooooooooooooooooeeeeeeeeeee... I present
Kree - ate for all the DIY types out there.